Robmoji: 10 Things I Hate
So ya, I was on the crapper and I got to thinking about things I really hate, and things that really aggravate me. I made this list to make it easier for you to pay attention. You’re welcome.
*1. I hate it when someone leaves the roll of toilet paper with, like two sheets left. I mean, I have to bend over, hope my cheeks are staying open then duck walk to get a new roll. Come on, you’ve all done it.
*2. How about the lady who has been standing in line at the checkout with you–for like an hour–then decides she wants to pull out the checkbook at the counter. WTF lady! You couldn’t pull it out any time BEFORE then? And who the hell uses checks anymore anyway? Aren’t they like banned in 40 countries?
*3. You think leaving the milk in the fridge with 2 drops left is fooling anyone? Dope, I’m gonna know as soon as I pick it up! Just finish it off and throw it away. Same goes for the Peanut Butter. You don’t do it with the clear jars do you? Oh no, cause then I would know what the hell you’re up to! Knock it off!
*4. Let’s see, can anyone give me a good definition for a LINE? Lines have been around since Jesus gave those minions by the sea bread and fish, am I right? Of course I am. He stands in front of me. I stand in front of her, in line, waiting our turns!
Nowhere does it say that YOU get to come up and cut the line. Also, there is no letting someone cut the line! You are not that important. You don’t get to make that call. There is an unseen force that is in charge of lines. And it’s definitely NOT YOU! Get in line with the rest of us chump.
*5. Some people did not pay attention to Elmo when they were little. Forget some dolts didn’t have tv, the word got around. There is a RIGHT WAY to sneeze dammitt! NOT all over me, the food, the wall, the ground, the desk, the door. NO! Here it is for all you disgusting humans that are rude and gross, Elmo’s explanation on how to properly sneeze. By the way, age isn’t an excuse, he’s been teaching kids how to sneeze for like, 1,000 years. Initiate it into your life, TODAY for God’s Sake.
*6. People who push their pets into our faces should be shot on site. YOU love your pet, I don’t. I may have a pet one day and I can ASSURE YOU, I will NOT be posting it on Instagram, Telegram, Sam I Am, or any other place in the entire damn universe!
*7. I have perused the internet on many dating sites in my day, so LADIES PAY ATTENTION: If you are going to upload pictures, how about making them attractive? Side shots of you walking, pictures of you freakin’ animals (see above, in case by some catastrophe you missed it). Pictures taken from a mile away, photos from the Dark Ages WILL NOT procure you a normal human being. I mean, do I really need to say this? WAKE UP! You are trying to find Mr. Right, not some knuckle-dragging troglodyte that has never seen the outside of a basement, right?
*8. Mega likers just fuck off. Go to hell and die on the way. I know your game, you know your game, we all know your game. You are so very stupid if you think you fool any of the people you are “liking.” So stop, just…freakin’…stop. Could be Facebook, Cookie Knook, Johnny’s Gook, Dummy Spook, anywhere. STOP!
*9. Ten mile long posts. Why? For the love of God why??!! How much freakin’ time do you think I have anyway? You can’t get your point across without trying to set a record for word count? Sum it up chump! Most of what you are writing is REDUNDANT! Unless you are trying to solve the riddle of the universe, KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID. That’s why you’re stuck at -25 followers. A picture or two wouldn’t kill you would it? Ugh…
*10. This list, ugh, I’m annoyed with it. Good luck.
Robmoji got no chill, bruh! LOL
I’m just warmin’ up
Yes I did, can’t wait to read what other outrageous posts you’ll make
It’s gonna get crazy up in this here place. Watch out!
Come on dog, you loved it. Bet!
Been through the whole thing and I learned to grit my teeth in Patience.
It’s just for fun yaz
ohh my god, I’m sure if you meet me you won’t be too impressed Robbie. 🙂
It’s all in good fun. Don’t take it too seriously lol
I feel this sudden urge to inundate you with pictures of my cat and dog.
Don’t do it!
😾🐶😾🐶😾🐶😾🐶😾🐶🤣🤣🤣
Aaaaaaaaggggggghhhhh
Thank you!
You’re welcome
This is a solid list …someone commented about chirtpy people, I don’t know if this falls in that category but those always happy in the morning people…shew. I mean I am pleasant enough in the morning, now 🙂 but some folks take it to another level. I was behind the checkbook lady today, and after my 7 hour plus drive, not amused to say the least.
Love it. Yes, morning people I missed I’m totally with it on that
#1  … are on my pet peeves list. …. but does anyone use a check book anymore??
Yup
Hahaha! People who cut in line are literally the worst 😤😤
Rob,
Thanks for the laugh dude.
Brave enough to say the shit most of us think but never say!
All that came to you while taking a crap?
Impressive.
No, it went with MY crap. It’s Robmoji here, and it’s MY post. Or are you blind AND stupid? [Rob here, sorry, Robmoji can be a little rude]
Oh boy!!! Robmoji got in there today!!! hahaha! hilarious. I’m a fan already!
Hope you’re talking to me and not Rob!😠
hahaha! to you…and well, Robmoji too. 😉
The help with Rob. It’s my post!
Hahahahaha….ok ok..my bad!!!
Thank you!
I meant hell
so funny…are you sure you don’t want to see my dog? He’s really adorable. 🙂
No! But don’t tell Rob, he doesn’t mind as long as its not psychotic.
mums the word. He’s got issues but is harmless…the dog. 🙂
You forgot chirpy people. Nothing worse than chirpy people. Especially at 6 in the morning.
Nr 4: If I have earned my spot in a line, I will choose who I let cut this line. I will let 20 people cut this line, it is MY line. But the people that cut in front of me without asking…. oh watch out.
Nr 5: Good God, people do that?? Must be Americans…..
Nr 6: As my pet is better looking and smarter than most people online, I will post her portrait wherever I can. Deal with it 🙂
Nr 7: So SO right. Except if the people are just plain ugly, then I prefer to see their pets.
Robmji is really bringing out the dark side of me…..
He is, after all, my alter ego. Yes, I did forget loudmouth people here squawking in the kitchen at 6:30am. I mean, I have NOTHING to say before 7
Made me laugh!
I’m glad you liked it!