Robmoji: Who The F@!#% Am I?
Who the f@!#% are you? I’m Robmoji. I popped out of Rob’s head when he was asleep (I think the bastard outed me) and took over my own section of his blog.
I am the one with Bipolar, Alcoholism, Childhood Trauma, BPD, and Adjustment Disorder. Hey, don’t judge! Rob is being the guy he was supposed to always be (barf). Don’t say anything, but I think he’s trying to get rid of me!
You see, the problem with Rob and all this recovery, sobriety, mindfulness, acceptance, one day at a time crap is that Rob has kind of lost a part of him that was funny, spontaneous, sarcastic.
You heard right, do I stutter? I used to love living in his head, but now he’s a bore. I am here to set the record straight on things he’s lost his nuts to do so.
Don’t like what I have to say? Keep steppin’, there’s plenty of blogs out here that are politically correct. Mine won’t be one of them. I say the things other people think, but don’t have the balls to say.
Before you know it, I will be in command of the minions of smart followers. The ones who still have the sense to get out of their heads and put their shit onto the streets. 
By the way, I can be nice once in a while: keep an eye out for one of my regular features: Robmojis List.
I guess I gotta give some love to get it. I’ll be featuring Top Ten Lists of bloggers in different categories, like poets, comedians, bleeding hearts, etc.
I just want comments and likes from the cool, smart bloggers. Chumps can go to hell. Chumps are the ones who “Like” posts and never read your shit. I know, I’ve seen it happen on Rob’s blog countless times. And he thinks he has such a following, hahaha.
So pay attention when you see my posts. I’ll know exactly what’s going on. Oh, and don’t press the “Like” button and act like you read my entire post; you’re so fake I can smell you coming from a mile away. You’re not foolin’ nobody. Yeah, it’s not grammatically correct. Got a problem with that?
I didn’t think so.
So far I’m loving this blog. I speak fluent sarcasm and I’m digging the realness here. 😈😉
Woman after my own heart. I’m definately a dick–yes, Rob told me about you. I like you already!
😂
I’m fake fake fake..but i read actually
Why in the world would you call yourself fake?
From your text :)) u wrote there something like😂: “go ahead, like it…I know u r fake and haven’t read a word” 😬✌️ it was funny
Doh! Gotcha, now that’s funny
Lol.. You’re too much!! This is going to be funny to follow!! 😂👌🏽
I’m glad you liked it! A lot better than the crap Rob writes. Stick around honey, I’m just getting started
Sounds like Robocop ! I beg to differ Sir, I give preferential treatment to this guy’s in whose head you are, are you sleepwalking ?
No split personalities
Nah, no Jekyll and Hyde here!
Wow, you’re totally nuts, I love it. xD
Thank you. That’s one of the nicest things anyone has ever said!
That was funny. Humor can be salvation unless you tell knock knock jokes then just no!
Laighingbout loud. I hate jokes period. But I love being funny and sarcastic. Robmoji is that side of me I decided to let out. I might post some people off, but oh well. Thank you for reading. I promise Robin is just getting started [I heard that!]…
I like him. I agree. I’m not much for jokes. I have a friend who loves to tell them, but he’s funnier when he just tells stories about his life
Exactly. Or stand up comedy, by a professional, can be fun. I’m not sure how I will evolve Robmoji, but I do want him to be filterless that should be interesting
Definitely,. Looking forward to see how it all progresses
Robmoji not Robin aaaaagggghhhh
Haha
so remove the like button but keep both Robs, the funny crazy one that I cant remember how to spell the name right , (j’s are my nemesis and auto correct doesn’t help), and the one that writes poetry that makes my head hurt, but like an addict I return to the same drug I know I should avoid! Hope you see the light side of this Rob-with-a-moji!
Haha, you’re the best. My poetry makes your head hurt? Not good. And why do you have to stay away? And it’s Robmoji just one j lol
But I get confused where the j goes, certain words I cant remember how to spell if an alphabet suddenly sits there, it needs capitaLisation! RobmoJi, if I spell it this way I can remember! I want to stay away, honestly, but your web flings far and is too sticky I am caught again and can’t break free.
Why the heck do you want to stay away? I thought you liked my writing lol
I never said I liked your writing, I said I loved it! And even though it hurts – hurts heal. and you will see me again!!
Ok good! Be well!
More from this guy! Stay sharp and keep it too-real.
I hope you’re talking about be Natty. It’s my show, not Robs. Can’t you read? “Robmoji Says.” Sheesh
Yeah man, s’why I said ‘this guy’, can’t ya read 😉
Lmao
Lol! Yes! So excited to see more of Robmoji!
And I of you sexy doll! I hope you realize I’m the good looking one, come to think of it and the brains. I suppose Rob can be nice on occasion. Whatever, let’s talk about you, yowza!
Psh! 🙂
What’s that? Haha
Kind of like “pfft” aka a humbled “oh stop it!” Lol.
PS – I nominated you for Mystery Blogger Award!
Oh haha, I thought as much. Now that I know I’m double your age I’ll be gentle. My luck. You wouldn’t have cared for me at 25 anyway haha, I was a different man. Anyway, strictly blogging here on in, scouts honor. Can’t speak for Robmoji though
Haha it’s no biggie, really! 🙂
What’s no biggie? Sorry, I’m confused lol
I just didn’t mean for it to come across as though compliments weren’t welcome! I’m just a bit awkward when it comes to receiving them, haha.
Gotcha
Great alter ego–or is it just you? 🙂 Keep it up–!
Robin is my alter ego
Meant Robmoji is, not Robin lol
I gotcha 🙂
Lol
This is fun! I like this!
You better, or we’ll have issues [Robmoji]
Bossy boots, Robmoji? 😜
Yes
You were very right! I like this guy!!! I think we would be good buds in a different world!!
You talking to me or Rob? This is my blog girlfriend. Robmojis world. You’re just a squirrel trying to get a nut. But, since you’re feeling me, I guess we’re cool. Here’s a nut
Honestly Rob, I’m talking to both of you 😊. But the bad side of me would probably be tempting Rob to let Robmojis out to play… a lot 😁
Maybe one day when I’m truly free and on my own. Remember, I’d love to go snowmobiling. I meant that
And you are more then welcome. I mean that. You and Robmoji 😊
We would both love that
We would have to keep Robmoji in line though, lots of rules to follow on my snowmobile safaris 😊. I like being the boss sometimes 😊.
Robmoji exists only in the blogosphere. No problems there
Perfect, then we should have a blast 😊
I hit “LIKE” and I READ the entire blog. So now you need an alter ego? Zup with dat?
Then it doesn’t apply. Robmoji writes how he writes. Robmoji is here for variety, entertainment and a new feature. It’s all for love man
LOL, I love this!!! 😂😂
You better! Rob could never wrote like me!
Write, damn autocorrect
lol at there are a lot of politically correct blogs out there, mine won’t be one of them. lol because I didn’t realize your blog was ever politically correct. 🙂
It isnt, but it just got real (signed) Robmoji
Nah. You’ll carry the flashlight for those of us quietly holding ‘No Pre-tense! No Fake-ness!’ flags on empty streets.
Robmoji here: you bet your sweet ass sister
laughing – or otherwise translated as “carry on minion”.
Haha!
Love it. Real. Funny. Looking forward to ‘reading’ this fella.
Be careful what you wish for. He might be a little too real hahaha.
I feel a Bobmoji growing in my head… only I won’t give him a voice because he is obnoxious! lol thanks for sharing. (and I read the whole thing!)
HAHA, you read the whole thing, fabulous. Well, isn’t that the point of having a Bobmoji? Think about the possibilities. I have. And he will be given free reign. And that, my friend, is going to be very interesting. You see, he is the one with Bipolar 1, Borderline Personality Disorder, Alcoholism, PTSD, and anxiety. He was also abused as a child. So, now that he’s out of my head, it will be interesting to see his take on the world. I’m the Rob that I always should have been. All in good fun.
Robmoji is a bit of a badass, huh? Lol. Though I’m sure your mind is still a fun place to be.
Well, I guess he can be a bit of a spoilsport. My mind is a wonderful place to be. You’ll see.
I’ve already seen 😊
Yes, some. I haven’t gotten around to emailing yet. But I will by the end of the day.
It’s fine, whenever you want to.
Ha ha, “we claim spiritual progress rather than spiritual perfection”…
Hey man, Robmoji is his own man. I’m still doing my thing. You know what I mean? He’s admin on my blog, so I can’t control what he might do. Just Sayin’
btw WTFAI is in the public domain so I got that goin’ for me lol 😂
I don’t know what that means, but it sounds good for you, so congrats
Who The Fuck Am I
Yes, I am aware, but you said it’s now in the public domain?
Well since it was my first blog post and don’t wish to have any claim on what I write from divine inspiration it must be public
This post actually made me smile 🙂
Very funny and honest. Thanks 🙂
Too bad he didn’t also have his own like and comment section. I have a feeling he’s going to be a handful.
Oh yes, definitely. But he is a very good idea of your and glad he is out 🙂
Well, let’s not encourage him too much. Pretty soon my blog would be changed from justruminating to justrobmojing
Well he is welcome once in a while 😉
I’ve got a feeling we will be seeing him around. He told me he is kind of tired of all my recovery, sobriety writings. He wants to inject some fun. I kind of agree with him; just not sure what he has in mind. He’s also an admin here, so I can’t really censor his stuff.
Well whatever it is that he has in mind, I just me and others are exited to witness.
Stay tuned and put the coffee on.
I definitely will.
drops the mike!!! lolol!! too funny and so honest. I really do applaud your honesty and your struggle with recovery. My son is fighting this battle and has not received help yet. And I do read what you write because I know it’s a struggle for you, as well as my son. You give me better understanding. So thank you for that.
I can’t tell you how much it means to me that you get something from my work. I am humbled. I wish your son well. Unfortunately, all you can do for him is show him love and support. I will send some extra energy to you. So you like Robmoji? I don’t know what he’s likely to say. He insisted on his own features on my blog. I’m going to have to keep a close eye on him. Ya, dropping the mike, that’s just like him…
My question is, how do I support him? I can’t open up my home to him or go get him from where he is. I do love him and the only support I have to really give him is my insurance for him to get into a place, but he has to want to right? It kills me each day.
But yea, I like Robmoji….and no worries, let him say what he thinks!
Just listen and love. Listen and love. Don’t judge, don’t push pull or prod. He’s gotta do it when he wants to. You are not responsible for his addiction. It’s going to be ok. Just listen and love. If you push prod and pull he will not associate with you. He will run as far as he can. But if you listen to him and just show him love, he will know he has a safe place his head and heart can go.
Well that I do. Sometimes it’s mentally and emotionally draining because some of the things he says are well…Robmoji like..lol! I should tell him to do that for himself..have a Robmoji..
thanks so much for your advice!!
You are welcome. You must put boundaries for what you will hear and what you will not. How much energy you will give to it, and how much you won’t. This will keep you healthy and will help with you not getting emotionally drained. It’s ok to set loving boundaries with what you allow him to tell you believe it or not. Starting off with “I love you and care, but I can no longer here about…” I am only thinking out loud and wondering if that–or something like that–will be beneficial to you.
Yes!!!! It absolutely does help me…I’ve actually said those words to him..and it breaks my heart to have to set those boundaries..but I’m glad then that I’m not deemed a horrible parent. It’s nice to know this from someone who has been through it and going through it. I always feel guilt when I say, I just can’t today. So thank you for sharing that with me. Much appreciated.
I never thought tough love was effective until I taught my one year of HS English. In the beginning I was all lovey dovey, friendly, etc. My classes were unruly and kids seemed perplexed. When my Senior Teaacher told me I had to reign it in, there was a dramatic change. My kids were wonderful, my life was wonderful, I got all kinds of love in my yearbook that year. Boundaries and limits show love. IF they are clear, then they exude safety and someone who is out of control feels safe because they know where the boundaries are. If things are muddled, or you feel one way one day, one way another, then chaos reigns. Also, as addicts we know how to get our way and manipulate. If you end up there, he will have no respect for you because youre just like all the others he meets in the streets doing their hustles. No, you should ABSOLUTELY feel tremendously proud that you have the courage and strength to hold the line. You are not enabling, which can get addicts further into their addictions, or worse, get them killed. Only my opinion, but I have experienced, seen, studied this for many years. NO GUILT, BE PROUD.
You just made me cry with this. Well then I’m a proud parent, not a horrible one.
Thank you Rob!! I appreciate your insight, advice, and help. Much love!!
I am sure there is a Robmoji–in your case, a Andimoji–in all of us haha!
OH yes, she comes out quite often, I have to shut her down every now and then. hahaha!
Well, he’s out now. God help us all…
hahha! 🙂